From the monthly archives:
My underwire bra has gone all freaky on me again. They always do this eventually — somehow the wire pokes a hole through the fabric on the end near my sternum, and before I know it I am sitting in a meeting with what looks like a very long, curved matchstick peeking up from behind [...]
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Maybe it’s because that sexy beast Kevin Smith has been all over the universe with the press push for Clerks II and my old friend/roommate/moocher extraordinaire Paul always reminded me of Kevin Smith, with his similar penchant for wearing short pants and telling off-color jokes. Whatever the reason, I’ve been thinking about Paul lately, and [...]
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Does anyone need a sticker peeled off? Or an itch scratched? Or perhaps a tricky little knot pried loose? Well too bad. Because I just filed my nails right down to the quick, and that is always when I need to do those things. On the bright side, I am now primed and ready for: [...]
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I am thinking of you. Honestly I am. It is just that I am deep within a dark cave of a very long stretch of working 14 hour days and pulling together an entirely insanely huge project. It’s actually going pretty well, no one has pulled anyone else’s hair out yet, and I am still [...]
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Holy busy. I am just now emerging from a two-week period of consecutive 12-hour work days. I even had to get up and do worky things on Saturdays and Sundays, and they usually fall on the weekend, and in the early morning! On the weekend! Sleep! Sleep! All I want for my birthday is sleep! [...]
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