I just had the most lovely conversation with one of my favorite people on the internets, Tony. He lives way over in the UK, and some months ago he talked me into getting a microphone so we could chat over the computer wires, a feat which I am still amazed and flummoxed by. I can hardly believe that we are able to do such a thing, never mind that we don’t get charged for it!
How cool is it to talk to somone in another country for free for a few hours? Man, I am so easily impressed by technology. If technology keeps improving at the same rate it has been, I am just going to spend the rest of my life with my eyes all wide, silently mouthing the word “cool” all the time.
Tony and I used to write weekly columns for the same website, and sometimes I secretly think he actually looks something like his old avatar there, which was kind of a squished up Tony Blair face, which is really nothing like how he looks at all, and even less how he sounds.
So I gave him my best My Fair Lady impression and he asked me why I was dropping the “haitch” off of my “haitches” — like that makes any sense in the world.
At one point I yawned ever so slightly (so rude!) and he assked me if I wanted some whore licks, which I thought was perhaps even ruder than yawning, but it turns out he meant this which, if nothing else, is pretty much the slickest website I’ve yet seen. Really. The product itself is probably pure evil, probably liquid heroin or something used to control the masses, but the website kicks serious ass. Check it out.
So yes, Tony, I believe I do need some whorelicks. Bring on the whorelicks.
In short, he’s just adorable. Also, he has long lashes and green eyes. So I’m going to start writing for him here. Unless he has some other website in mind, with webcams and nefarious eBay items for sale and all other manner of whatnot, in which case I might need to renegotiate my pay.
Right now I’m going to bed, but soon — maybe tomorrow! — I will start writing for him on occasion about sports and books and regional accents and why I have such a posh one.
I’ll keep you posted. Right now, I’m knackered.