yes i said yes i will yes

holy cats what a day

the restaurant burned down this morning only it didn’t burn all the way down only i didn’t know that right away i thought it was a phone call telling me that replacing the clutch in my car was going to cost even more than it already was going to and maybe that is true but no the phone call was about the fire

and then i saw on the internet that it was only in the ladies room but then it turns out anyway they will be closed for a week at least at least maybe longer maybe longer and oh my god that’s like half our income but whatever i can’t worry about that now because

i have this huge thing at work that is┬ástressing me out and it has to go well and it┬áprobably will but what if it doesn’t and it’s all my fault or at least it will seem that way and will feel that way AND I HATE THAT FEELING so i’ll spend a few hours pacing and straightening things and rewriting my speech and rehearsing it in front of the bathroom mirror because YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

maybe another cup of coffee oh SHIT maybe my breath smells like old coffee so let’s also eat some altoids ok a few more and OH THANK GOD someone bought m&ms that will work for lunch so let’s practice our speech a few more times and straighten all the pens and straighten all the pens

DON’T THINK ABOUT THE RESTAURANT BURNING DOWN OR THE CLUTCH OR THE NO MONEY

just straighten straighten

practice practice

pace

pace

pace

dona

nobis

pacem

pacem

dona

nobis

pah-ah-ah-ah

cem

1 Thought.

  1. Breathe! Who who ha…. Who who haaa… Whoo hoo haaaa… (use paper bag if necessary)

    All will be well. The money will come, for some reason it needs you to panic first. I have no other explaination for this except that money is a fickle bitch and it wants to play mind games. Personally I think it needs a couple of deep psychotherapy sessions.

    You’re presentation will be fantastic. I know this because I’ve seen you on many occassions and you are a stellar public speaker, far better than I could ever hope to be. You have a natural comforting calm when infront of a crowd, and even if you’re faking it, you do a damn good job.

    Light some incense, drink some tea and have sweet sweet cravat dreams… mmm… cravats…

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