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You would think I had nothing better to do than stay up all night until four am reading a whole 700-odd page book.
That is what you would think, given the evidence.
On the other hand, things are not always what they seem!
Sometimes staying up until four am with a good old-fashioned page turner is the most refreshing, revitalizing, and rejuvenating thing one can do.
Sometimes a break in the weather from Holy Fucking Humidity to Is It Labor Day Already? is all that is needed to fluff up the feathers of one’s soul.
Sometimes, only very rarely, the satisfying knowledge that you were right all along (all along!) about keeping faith with someone you trusted despite all evidence to the contrary is more than enough to restore one’s faith in the rightness of things and the truth about your intuition and the awesomeness of being alive when really good books are being written and mailed right to your doorstep when you need them the most.